Author: Shadowy Media Collective | Date: February 11, 2012 | Please Comment!

Who are you?

Well we’d like to portray ourselves as a shadowy group of media anarchists, but those of you inclined to do a bit of digging around in DNS records won’t find it too difficult to work out who we are.

Why are you doing this?

Well we’re the first to admit that it’s not big and it’s not clever, but we really thought it was about time that someone pointed out the stupidity of having a popular media that largely ignores real news and feeds its readers with a nonstop diet of pointless trivia.

We really can’t understand why people would want to read about the sex lives of soap stars when there is important stuff going on in the world. The population can’t really be that stupid. Can it?

Where do you get your information from

From looking at the headlines of the British tabloid press when we go in to buy our quality papers. It’s only ever the front pages that we look at so we never need to actually defile ourselves by buying the papers.

I think you’re just jealous that these people are more successful than you?

Then you’re absolutely right!