The story of Beckham’s foot rumbles on. Today both the Mirror and the Sun have a photo of a foot taking up

the front page. I guess it’s supposed to be the broken “Miracle Foot”, but there’s really no way to be sure that it is. I’m starting to wish that another royal would die – to keep this nonsense of the front pages.

Another day, another sea of front pages covered in photographs of a footballer’s foot. What a waste of space.