Welcome to Wasted Inches

This was my first blog. I wrote it in 2002. I used it to take out some of my frustration with the British tabloid press.

I last revisited this blog in 2012 (ten years after it was originally written). On each post, you’ll read some extra commentary I wrote at that time.

Posts

Sep 30, 2002
Politicians Have Sex
Sep 18, 2002
Gareth Gives Kate A Ring
Sep 6, 2002
'Celeb' Attempts Seduction Of Other 'Celeb'
Sep 2, 2002
Why Art Thou Romeo?
Aug 21, 2002
He Won't Con Docs
Aug 20, 2002
Possible Killer's Ex-Wife Marries
Aug 8, 2002
Reward Offered
Jul 15, 2002
The Hell of Cannabis Britain
Jul 15, 2002
Big Brother Still Not News
Jun 22, 2002
They Think It's All Over. It Is Now
Jun 19, 2002
Football, Football, Football
Jun 19, 2002
Argie-Bargie
Jun 11, 2002
More World Cup Nonsense
Jun 10, 2002
Another Day of Football
Jun 9, 2002
Pugilists
Jun 8, 2002
England Win A Football Match
Jun 5, 2002
Golden Jubilee
Jun 5, 2002
Big Brother Nude (Fake)
May 28, 2002
Fake Britney Photos on Internet
May 27, 2002
Big Brother Is Back
May 25, 2002
It Won't Ever Be You
May 18, 2002
Lulu and the Toyboy
May 9, 2002
Someone Did Something In A Football Match
May 6, 2002
Beckham Would Cheat Against Argentina
May 2, 2002
Kylie Single
May 2, 2002
Britney not a Virgin
Apr 25, 2002
Ulrika and Sven – It's Over
Apr 24, 2002
Body Found In The Thames
Apr 20, 2002
Ulrika and Sven
Apr 14, 2002
Beppe Blasts Eastenders
Apr 12, 2002
Foot Still Broken
Apr 11, 2002
England's World Cup Challenge In Danger
Apr 10, 2002
End Of An Era
Apr 4, 2002
Beckham Hurts His Foot
Apr 3, 2002
Public Opinion Says "So What?"
Mar 31, 2002
Old Woman in "Not Immortal" Shock
Mar 30, 2002
Young Female Pop Star Goes Topless on Holiday
Mar 20, 2002
Another Bland Pop Idol To Be Number One
Mar 17, 2002
Hear'Say Singer's Mother is a Hooker
Mar 16, 2002
Beckhams to Throw Huge Party for England Footballers
Mar 12, 2002
Britney and Justin Split Up
Mar 10, 2002
Will in "I'm Gay" Shocker